President Obama Wants To Help American People Buy ‘Thingamajig’

Barack Obama is out on the campaign trail laying down all his new ideas for his next run at President.  That apparently includes helping people buy thingamajigs? 

Before all the Obama haters, birther conspirators and general morons get on President Obama's case, he obviously knew he was joking. All that aside, I think he needs a bit of a stronger argument than this. If people have extra money they can go buy 'that thingamajig that they need'.

Lets be honest though, we could all use an extra thingamajig.  It just depends on what that thingamajig happens to be.  Thingamajigs in 2012!