A couple weeks ago a Metro North train bound for New Haven, Connecticut out of NYC derailed causing tons of injuries.  With the craziness of that, it's nice to present you with happy news! All aboard!!!

So, this dude is just hanging on the train when he notices something a bit nutty! Naturally, he pulls out his trusty camera and begins recording.

How about that evil death stare at the end? Ladies, listen up- You're in engaging in an sexual act on a public train. What do you expect? Seriously! But listen, these chicks are dirty. Have you ever seen the floor on a train? Think about all those people walking around. God knows what they stepped in before getting on the train and here you two are just snacking like it's no big deal. Ladies, that's gross! But hey, don't let us get in the way- Carry on!