A Pennsylvanian woman is truly the Mrs. No Days off in the drug dealing world after she was allegedly caught selling heroin form her hospital bed in the ICU.

Abcnews.go reports that in a hospital outside Pittsburgh, PA police arrested a 38-year-old woman they suspected to be selling drugs. This pioneer of the reverse bed-side service drug trade allegedly sold nearly $1,400 worth of heroin. And she would have gotten away with it too had it not been for those meddling nurses!

“What they observed was an inordinate amount of foot traffic into a patient’s room." - Robin Jennings, ABC News

Looks like some people will do just about anything to avoid admitting dependency on the Affordable Care Act. (SIDE NOTE: do to my lack of knowledge on Obamacare, I’m not entirely sure if that joke works or not).