While you suckers were reading books and paying attention in class this young genius was perfecting the art of … of… fingering?

Check out this dude who calls himself “Greasy Fingers.” He somehow has complete control of every joint in his hands and is using this ability to both move to music and taunt the ladies.

PS: Could you imagine if Greasy Fingers was in charge of coming up with a hand signal for a gang? He would for sure be the only person who could do it properly.