Florida, America's punchline. It is the flattest state in America and home to our most interesting citizens, like a man high on meth and car surfing. Is meth one hell of a drug? or is Florida one hell of a state? It's a small world after all. 

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Remember kids, Florida is home to Disney World and Universal Studios, where Casey Anthony worked before she became a celebrity...... kind of.

Florida used to be home to one of the oldest trees in the world, until a man high on meth burned it down in 2013. He must of been tired of all the senior citizens living in Florida.

Florida is the new Porn Capital of the world and has the most Golf Courses in the country, a perfect place to live and raise an adult.

In Florida they know how to count votes and make orange juice, so we try not to make fun of it's shape.

Thank you Florida.

 

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