Who can blame this guy? I mean his balls are 100 pounds and HUGE! Everybody knows Chicks dig dudes with big balls, and he’s got the biggest balls of them all!

After reading this story on DM about this dude with gigantic testicles I can start to understand why he loves them so much. Before he uses to think he wanted to cut ‘em off and be normal. But after he got all this semi scrotum fame, he had a change in heart. This guy soon realized the truth about how chicks love giant balls and now he wants to keep them. I say right on brother! Make sure you water them and let them get plenty of sunlight everyday so they may grow as big as the moon someday. Congratulations!