East Greenbush Man Uses Baby Stroller To Steal Computer From Wal-Mart
Aww, how cute! Is that a baby boy or girl? Oh, I'm sorry it's a brand new freaking COMPUTER!
Anthony Morris was pretending he had a baby in a stroller, as he was trying to steal a computer from Wal-Mart in East Greenbush. He got away with it, but only for a few hours.
The police were able to track him down, and when they found him he was pushing the stroller with a blanket covering the "bundle of circuits".
He was arrested. The computer was returned to Wal-Mart unharmed, and is now sound asleep back on the shelf.