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Stealing gasoline 101: Always do so near an open flame. This is the exact rule Harry Frederick Suniville followed when he decided to "Robin Hood" the heck out of some gas in Oregon. As you can imagine, the plan of stealing gasoline with a lit cigarette in hand went just as you would expect.

“An Oregon man set himself and his car on fire in a disastrous attempt at stealing gasoline -- while smoking a cigarette.

Police say that Harry Frederick Suniville, 62, stole a partially-filled gas can from a truck parked next to his own at a Portland gas station. He poured the gas while enjoying a smoke just after 11 a.m. Sunday, when things got a little hot.” – HP

Call him what you want, but this man was just trying to save a little time and money. Who has time to smoke and steal? If you multi-task you can accomplish more.

This dude was able to not only steal some gasoline and smoke a cigarette but he also managed to fix himself a hot meal at the same time.

“If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.” 



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