Again, I ask: What is wrong with people? So, this dude goes in to his local McDonald's and orders seven McDoubles, one McChicken and a fry.  After what was, I'm sure, an amazing experience dude walks out to his vehicle to check his order and most likely become saturated in fat from a ridiculous amount of calories, assuming he ate all of that nonsense. By the way, if he did, 3,320 would be his calorie intake.

Let me take a step back. The 'dude' in question is Lorenzo Riggins. Lorenzo is magical when it comes to story telling and a possible lifer with regard to Sesame Street. See for yourself.