I can’t blame this guy one bit. I don’t have a giant pot stash, but if I did you'd better believe I would be guarding it with a five foot man eating dinosaur. Locks can be broken, but nobody messes with an alligator. Well, maybe Steve Erwin, but that dude's dead!

Times Union is reporting that a man in California was arrested after police found 34 pounds of pot in his house. The weed was also being guarded by a five foot alligator that the man named “Mr. Teeth” (awesome name). The best part of this story has got to be when the alligator’s owner admitted that he got the gator in 1996 to commemorate the death of Tupac. I cannot wait to see the hologram alligator they make after the police kill Mr. Teeth.