Kitty Mind Control, Are Cats Controlling Humans? [Videos and Articles]
Ancient Egyptians worshiped cats, that is where it started. In a recent poll, it was determined that Americans prefer dogs. I think that was a ruse, to throw us all off, because Cats are controlling the Humans now I swear!
Even Winston Chruchill can not resist their mind control powers!
Don't believe me? Then how do you explain this?
And I am not just talking about the "Meow Mix."
Still don't believe me? Then why do Cats have their own wine?
Still don't believe me? Then why do they have their own island? (Thanks Dalton, don't let the cats get to you.)
If you still don't believe me, then explain this!?!?!?!?!
Break out the foil hats and head for the hills, Cats are using their mind control powers to turn the world into a giant litter box. They distract us with their adorable antics, so that we will worship them on Youtube, so that we can watch them do 'cute' things.
What they are really doing is controlling your minds!
They are aliens and that is why they had the Egyptians build the pyramids.
Someone call Gordon Shumway.