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Kevin James “Zookeeper” Looks Terrible

I keep seeing previews and what not for this new Kevin James movie called Zookeeper and I have to tell you, I want to punch through my TV every single time.

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What is going on with some of my favorite actors and comedians?  Will they do anything for a paycheck?  I guess so.  This new movie Zookeeper starring Kevin James and the voices of people like Sylvester Stallone, Adam Sandler, Judd Apatow and Jim Breuer looks like one of the worst movies I have ever seen.

I guess James is some sort of Zookeeper that can’t seem to get the girl, who happens to be the somkin’ hot Leslie Bibb.  You may know her from the Iron Man movies as she plays the reporter always hounding Tony Stark.   Other than that, I have no idea what exactly the premise of this movie is other than that animals can talk and apparently are experts in picking up women.  What a giant pile of turd.  The worst part is that this movie will end up winning big because idiot parents will take there kids to see it.

To me, any movie that has animals talking with fake computer animated mouths will be terrible.  I can’t believe that this movie actually ended up being made in the first place.  Nick Nolte and Sylvester Stallone  are a couple of the voices, and boy have the sunk low.  You knew that Adam Sandler would have something to do with this since he is buddies with Kevin James. Maybe these guys are all doing crap like this because they have kids now and they would want to see it.  Either way, it sucks to see people that have been as funny as them in roles like this.

It opens up on July 8th, and I hope none of you go to see it.

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