There are two things that Katy Perry is good at: Looking hot as hell, and looking hot as hell.   Yesterday, Katy filled ol' Monte's fantasy by rocking just a bra to the Kids' Choice Awards (Why didn't woman dress like that when I was a kid?!) and that bra's material? - Nickelodeon Slime.

Remember when you were a kid watching You Can't do That on Television?   You never wanted to say  "I don't know", for those three words got yo doused with that every so neon green Nickelodeon Slime.  Well, yesterday, Katy Perry's appearance at the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards had me shouting "I don't know" at the top of my lungs.  Perry showed up to the award show wearing a slime bra - sans shirt.





I don't know! I don't know! I don't know!   - I mean- yeah, she looks alright.