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Jeopardy Super Computer WATSON Is Going To College At RPI [AUDIO]

Dalton Talks With The IBM Super Computer WATSON

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Its times like these I’m happy I spent all that time building an underground bunker and filling it with canned goods. WATSON going to school at Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute is the first step to the end of the world.

I kind of always knew this day would come but I never thought it would be so soon. If only I still could hold on to my laser scope mounted M16 sub-machine gun, id feel a lot more prepared. Thanks a lot Obama!

“IBM is announcing Wednesday that it will provide a Watson system to Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, the first time the computer is being sent to a university. Just like the flesh-and-blood students who will work on it, Watson is leaving home to sharpen its skills. Course work will include English and math.” – TU

Sure WATSON is actually going to be walking around campus with a sleek new messenger bag rocking cargo shorts and flip flops, but I still don’t like it. This super computer is too close to my home I’m afraid it might discover all of the Albany area secrets. Secrets like where do our mermaids hang out, or how many roofies does it take to knock Dalton castle out. I’m watching you Watson! Get out of my city before I shoot you with my assault rifle… oh wait, DAMN!

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