I’m not sure why I wear my hate 90% backwards. Maybe it’s the shape of my head that forces me to be so cool.

Not sure what sparked this thought but it recently occurred to me that every time I have worn a baseball hat I have always worn it backwards (or almost backwards). I don’t know why and even if I wanted to wear my hat forward I couldn’t, every hat I own I have bent the brim so it flips up like a duck bill. I’ve just always done this since I believe the 8th grade.

My fear is I am reaching an age where if wearing my hat this way can really effect the rate of awesome I let off. So I’m taking a poll to find out if I can continue to wear a hat in this fashion or will I soon be crowned “king Douche”.