One day I will be married and that day will be grand, right? Moving way ahead in the future, I expect that I will be lying in a hospital recovery room after going through some sort of random procedure that will, of course, involve my lovely wife. She'll be a nurturer and lover. She will be there to feed me my 'rise and shine from aesthetics' crackers. Yep, she'll be that kind of wife, I can feel it.

One thing though- I hope she understands when I claim not to remember who she is, then turn around and call her the most beautiful thing in the world while thanking my lucky aesthetic stars that she's taking me home. Yep, that will be a great day.