The New piranha 3DD: I don’t mean to jump the gun here but I smell Oscar! And it smells like fish!

I love movies, and what I love the most is bad horror films. Not ones that are bad intentionally like “Scary Movie” or “Snakes on a Plane”, but movies that try so hard but still come up crappy. My golden rule has always been you can tell if a move is going to suck if you see boobs with in the first 10 mins. In this movies case, you see them in the first 10 seconds of the god-damn trailer.

Now according to my rule this should tell me that Piranha 3DD is going to suck, right? Well I cant see how that is possible. I mean it has all the right elements to rule. Hot naked girls, a legless bad ass black man, Doc Brown, and a man gets his penis bit off. This has picture of the year written all over it! Or at the very least best drinking game movie.