This surveillance camera footage shows someone who clearly has no idea how to drive.  Being that this took place in South Florida, we can only assume that this is an elderly person who can barely see above the steering wheel. 

Exactly how you go about slamming right into a gas pump is beyond us.  Maybe it looked at him or her funny and they wanted to teach that pump a lesson.  Maybe they were just angry about high gas prices and just couldn't take it any more. That was probably it.