Giants Pitcher Needs To Shave
Brian Wilson is a phenomenal pitcher in the MLB, however he has a disgusting beard going right now and unless his next job is a pirate I think it's time for a shave.
I am a Yankee fan, but first I am a baseball fan so I enjoy watching teams from across the country. Being that the San Francisco Giants won the World Series last year they have been getting some more TV time this year so I can catch some of their games. One thing I love to watch is Brian Wilson close a game.
The only thing I don't like about Brian Wilson is his disgusting beard. I thought that it started off as a playoff beard last year, but he hasn't gotten rid of it yet. Does it bring him luck? I have no idea. Maybe it is housing a small family of mice. Perhaps he is planning a guest role in the latest Pirates of the Caribbean film, because he looks like Black Beard or at least a long lost relative of the guy. Any way, Brian I think it's time to shave this thing off.
The only people that are suppose to have crazy beards like this are the guys in ZZ Top, Amish people and Mall Santa's. It's just getting to be a little much. Plus it looks really weird with his short hair. Maybe it's an intimidation thing, either way it's time for the beard to go.