Firework Fails And How To Avoid Them (Video)

4th of July weekend is this weekend and people are already celebrating because Americans love blowing things up so much that they can't wait, but fireworks are dangerous, this blog is to remind you of that unfortunate fact.

Now that we have observed what can possibly go wrong when setting off fireworks, here are some tips on how to avoid any possible firework fails:

Tip 1

Bow and flaming arrow, but make sure you're a decent shot and if you see John Snow coming at you with a shield, don't just keep firing arrows at him until he gets close enough to hit you with the shield.

Tip 2

A really long wick.

Tip 3

Pretend that you failed on purpose, because if your intentions are to fail and you are successful at failing then you're successful and have avoided failure!

Tip 4

Don't set off any fireworks at all, just go inside and watch TV or go to bed and complain  about all the people setting off fireworks on facebook, twitter, instagram, snapchat, or whatever social media outlet you enjoy using to complain about things.

Tip 5

Use imaginary fireworks, the explosion is in your mind, mind blown!