Feds Poop In Hallway, State Workers Off For Soccer: Crap!
In an email sent out to Denver, Colorado EPA workers, Deputy Regional Administrator Howard Cantor complained of ‘inappropriate bathroom behavior’ including clogging toilets with toilet paper and ‘an individual placing feces in hallways.’
So what’s worse? Adults pooping in hallways like chimps or our fearless leader vote grabbing by giving state workers an extended lunch for a sporting event?
Man, we are headed down the crapper real quick. The scary part? The crapper we’re headed down is loaded, loaded with crap and flushing like crazy.