Eel Gets Lodged Up Guy’s Butt
Few things are worse than going to the doctor. We mean, whatâs the upside of shelling out cash for some creepy guy with a porno âstache to give us a hernia test? We could trick our girlfriends into giving us a one for free. There are, however, a few exceptions where weâd have to suck it up and make a visit to the docâs. For example, if we found ourselves with an eel stuck up our butt.
Well last week, a New Zealand guy showed up at the Auckland City Hospital emergency room, because he found himself in that exact predicament. Isnât it the worst when exotic creatures find their way into your poop hole? The New Zealand Herald described the eel as being âabout the size of a decent sprig of asparagus,” which sounds awfully unpleasant and is swearing us off asparagus forever. Doctors successfully removed the eel from the manâs butt, although weâre unsure if the eel survived.
Now, we canât help but notice there are a few hazy areas to this story. For starters, what the hell was this guy doing that he was too busy to notice an animal was scoping out his butt in the first place? Weâve also taken notice of the newspaperâs commentary that eels âprefer habitats with plenty of coverâ and âthey hunt by smell rather than sight.” Basically, it looks like this entire fish-in-the-anus dilemma is entirely the guyâs fault.
And that’s the hole story.