People can do the simplest things and if you don’t like them, then it will drive you nuts! I believe this guy handles a farting dispute like a gentlemen…. From the 1800s.

According to NJ.com a man was aggravated with his neighbor and seemed to have had just enough of him. After hearing someone stop outside his apartment door and fart on it, he grabbed his revolver and allegedly threaten him.

Do I think he deserved a gun pulled on him? Yes, but not just yet. See you don’t just go from 0 to 60 like that. You spread your threats out. He farts on your door, you fart on his dog. He lights a flaming bag of dog poo on your welcome mat, you set his house on fire. Get it? It’s so simple!