Beyond the morning-after hangover, one of the cornerstones of a night of heavy drinking is the inevitable drunk dial. We've all done it, but this one is hilarious, creepy, confusing and awkward. 

Just ask poor YouTube user mixtapevolumeone, who received a rather devastating phone call from an unknown (read: inebriated) love interest, who claimed she "hit it off right away" with him, and that they shared the same interest in Yo-Yos, among other things.

The message gets progressively worse as the minutes tick away -- not to mention confusing, as the girl claims to work at eBay, only to follow-up by saying she actually works at Jamba Juice. (Which is it?!)

The worst part of it all is, according to his YouTube page, mixtapevolumeone didn't even go out the night he received the message. Which means the girl sent it to the wrong guy.

Never before have the words "drink responsibly" had deeper meaning.

You can hear the full voicemail below. In the meantime, we hope this drunk girl connects with the actual guy she fell so hard for -- right after she sobers up.

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