Can you imagine? You’re just sitting there in your coffin all dead and what not and suddenly some little no good animal comes along and steals your femur. The nerve of some creatures!  

According to CBSNews, a cemetery from the revolutionary war in Salem was raided, allegedly by a woodchuck. A guy was walking his dog through the cemetery when they (perhaps the dog first) found a giant bone. The bone looked human so they called officials. After some research, the curator of Bioarchaeology at the New York State Museum claims the bone is very old and very human.

This is exactly why I never fought in the Revolutionary War. It’s not that I didn’t believe in the effort to free ourselves from British rule, it was because I didn’t want to end up as a toy for some no good, dirt-digging ground hog.

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