There are many 'dirty' plays in basketball.  Maybe a well placed elbow in the small of a back, a slight push or you can be like Delonte West and deliver a... wet willie? 

The word to describe this is 'bizarre'. Delonte West of the Dallas Mavericks made headlines during the NBA lockout by applying for a job at Home Depot, and the rumors that he had an affair with Lebron James' mom. Now he can add another amazing feat to his list of accomplishments. West can now be known as the guy who gave Utah's Gordon Hayward a wet willie.

Confusing for everyone around, how do you call it?  It's a foul, but is it?  What's the harm of a wet ear? Stupid move by Delonte West, but is anyone surprised?  Hopefully, the answer is no.