Dan America Melts Down Listening To Kanye Meltdown (VIDEO NSFW)

Look at that poppycock they took my stage off of Q103, without asking, someone just, now I'm bummed, that and Stupid Qpid, Now I am not going to do this, we're breaking the mother's father internet.

I went through 2 years of this rubbish, people don't use the word rubbish enough anymore, but that's not important: Let's get to it bro.... let's get to it, bro!

So Kanye is a "Bro" man?

Anyway, Are they GD crazy?

Bro! By 50 percent. Captain Crunch, Tony the Tiger, Count Chocula..... Hogwash! Count Chocula and Sonny! Silly rabbit Trix are for kids!

By 50% more influential then any other Duck in Duckburg.

Don't tickle me! Don't tickle me! Don't tickle me!..... ok tickle me.

By 50% maybe 55% or even 60%, sweet or sour, by 50% for a week or 2.

Captain Crunch, America!

Now that I know how it feels to be like Kanye, I would just like to point out how the mighty have fallen:

Rihanna melts down backstage at the Grammys, Beyonce made everyone upset at the Super Bowl, Kanye is broke and melting down, so what does Kim Kardashian do about it?

What she does best, she shows everyone her boobs.

Thank you karma.