Crazy Women Have Frozen Turkey Fight In Supermarket
When a fight breaks out everyone thinks a pipe or a baseball bat is the most efficient weapon to have onhand. However, people always overlook the frozen turkey and its multipurpose effectiveness. A group of women in Wisconsin got into a dispute over money at the local grocery store that quickly escalated into a full-out brawl.
Women were punching, kicking, pulling hair and doing other nonsensical things that fighting women do. It was reported by Maddison police officers that one lady even grabbed a frozen turkey and started swinging it around at the other woman.
I can only assume it was used like a medieval frozen turkey mace, which was first made famous by King Rufus William III. The ironic thing about King Rufus was he was actually a giant turkey who fooled the entire kingdom into thinking he was human.