Cocaine Is The New Banana

I feel like I would have been way more productive in school had my mom dropped an 8 ball in my lunch box everyday instead of a banana. A major mix up in the drug trafficking game left a grocery store in Denmark with 220 pounds of cocaine. That’s 100 Kilos in drug talk if you’re not down with the conversions.

According to the AP the store ordered a shipment of bananas from South America. When the order arrived they opened the boxes to find them filled with cocaine. It is still unclear if the cocaine is high in potassium but after some late night testing we should soon have our answer.