Brazil’s “Miss Bum Bum” Pageant Is 100% The Best Pageant On Earth!
Brazil knows the real important focus to a pageant. Let’s cut straight to the good stuff and let’s see that butt, girl!
The Huffington Post is reporting a new pageant about to take place in Brazil where they will scan the country for the best butt in all of Brazil. And from what I know, solely based on Spanish speaking television, they have a lot of butts to choose from.
On a related note I think I have finally found my calling in life. I thought originally it was to entertain the world in the wrestling ring, and then I thought maybe my place was behind the microphone on the radio air waves. But no, my place in this world is to be on the judging committee for this “miss Bum Bum contest,” helping save the world by finding the best butt in all of Brazil.