Patrick Bateman
Love ‘Splash’? Meet Hannah ‘The Real Life’ Mermaid
Man’s attraction to mermaids has been a sexually confusing one. The difficulties have been explored in shows like ‘Futurama‘ and ‘Family Guy’. Sweet upper half usually covered by flowing locks or sea shells, ‘pretty’ lower half but, well, no vagina. Plus, knowing how a fish smells and how some vaginas smell, we can’t really imagine it being all that great if they did have one. It’s known as “The M
Courtney Walker — Babe of the Day
Courtney’s a 21-year-old model,Go-go dancer, and bikini contest competitor who recently moved to Fort Collins, Colorado from Dallas, Texas.
The 10 Hottest Women Ever on ‘Family Guy’
A couple months ago, we showed you the 10 Hottest Women on ‘The Simpsons’. We failed to include leading lady Marge who has a Playboy cover and a Maxim spread under her belt. Despite those credentials, Marge just doesn’t do it for us – maybe it’s the hair or her unflattering fashion sense...
Riae Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Riae – a 27-year-old SuicideGirl from Italy who’s into Hentai and loves all things Super Mario – Super Mario World, Mario Kart, Yoshi Island, Super Mario Galaxy, and Mario Party 8. We have our Toadstool costume around here somewhere.
Ana Braga — Babe of the Day
Ana’s a “Brazilian Barbie” born in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil and currently living in Las Vegas, NV.
Bessy Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Bessy – a 21-year-old SuicideGirl who’s into IT (information technology, not the Stephen King monster, although, she’s probably into that, too).
GoGo Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet GoGo – a self proclaimed internet geek who, despite her name, doesn’t dance in a cage or on a pole. She’s really into fur and hair, which is perfect because we’ve completely slacked on our manscaping.
Erin English — Babe of the Day
Erin’s a 25-year-old model, actress, and dancer from Toronto, Canada who loves interior decorating, shopping, eating, traveling, swimming, horseback riding, the beach and animals.
Amber Liana — Babe of the Day
Amber’s a model from the Tulsa / Owasso, Oklahoma area who just got started posing for pictures last year.
Tovi Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Tovi – a 22-year-old student who’s into pugs, dinosaurs, and the outdoors. She hates revolving doors and birds. Yeah, but has she ever seen a bird trapped in a revolving door? That’s some highbrow entertainment.
Kathy Perez – Babe of the Day
Kathy’s a 25-year-old model from Miami who’s competed in Maxim’s Hometown Hotties contest and has been featured on Mixed-Mag and DynastySeries.com.
Danielle Hunt — Babe of the Day
Danielle’s a 21-year-old model, bartender, and certified Nursing Assistant from Greenfield, Indiana who now lives in Indianapolis.