Sloppy Robber Leaves His Resume at Victim’s Home
"Attention to detail" is probably not something this guy needs to put on his CV.
Police End Interrogation Because Suspect Farted Too Much
Perhaps he should try the "whoever smelt it dealt it" defense.
Pennywise Photobombing Engagement Photos Is All You Need to Know About 2017
Deep down, this killer clown is a romantic.
Wanted Man Turns Himself In, Gives Cops Doughnuts
He may be a criminal, but at least he's an honest one.
Drunk Man Sets Himself on Fire After Cowboys Loss
This guy is feeling the burn.
Heartbroken Piano Man’s Plan to Win Back Girlfriend Ends With a Punch
Breaking up sure is painful.
Most Dude Survey Ever Names the Best Places for a ‘Mancation’
This is basically the adult version of a kids' treehouse with a "No Girls Allowed" sign outside of it.
Man With an Epic Half-Beard Has Been Arrested
This guy's attempt at shaving is half-hearted.
Woman’s Headaches Are Really a Spider Living in Her Ear
Daddy longlegs, meet migraine.
Thieves Stole a Whopping $160,000 Worth of Beer
The only thing better than a nice cold one is a heck of a lot of nice cold ones.
Tattoos Now Make Noise Because Our Bodies Are Too Darned Quiet
Tattoos are now something for the eyes and the ears.
‘The Friend Zone’ As a Horror Movie Feels Waaaay Too Real
Perhaps the only thing worse than being stuck in a mall while your girl goes shoe shopping is NOT being the guy she expects to sit patiently while she goes shoe shopping.