GuySpeed Editors

Meet Smash, a 28-year-old Suicide Girl from Uruguay with the best name for a babe, ever. We hear her parents also considered Makelove, but it just didn’t suit her.

Meet Amy Marie, a 26-year-old from Baltimore, Maryland. Think she’s a Ravens fan? Yeah, we don’t care either.

Meet Janette, a 26-year-old Suicide Girl and burlesque performer from Italy with the hottest leg tattoo we have ever, ever seen.

Meet Mary – a 29-year-old stylist and model living in Miami Beach where it is very, very hot. See? Poor girl is sweating in the water.

It’s time once again to crown a Babe of the Week, and this week, we’ve got Carolina on our mind…and our screensavers.

Meet Danette, a Suicide Girl, vegan, and proud hedgehog owner. We didn’t know Ron Jeremy was available for purchase.

Katie Sue is a 25-year-old living the good life in the Hamptons.

Meet Ferjenks, a 23-year-old Suicide Girl and Lingerie Shop Owner from Columbia. She’s graciously agreed to show us some of her wares.

Brandi Nicole is a 26-year-old model from Indianapolis, Indiana.

Meet Ajilee, a Suicide Girl from Oregon who is “alive, and lusting something fierce.”

Meet Jeska, a 21-year-old Playmate from Sunny California. She loves to create images that speak to her audience. Uh, go on. We’re listening.

Meet Lumo Suicide, a self-described “sample-sized” beauty whose hobbies include Kung Fu and licking stubble.