Army Searching For Missing Missile In Upstate NY
Don't worry, it's a dud.
If you were wandering around an area between Fort Drum and New Windsor, and found a a 64-inch 100-pound object with the words "U.S. ARMY" on it, then you've found the missing training missile that fell off an Apache helicopter during a training mission.
Not to worry, it's a training missile with no explosives or motor. Yes, it would make the sweetest conversation piece for your Instagram account, but I'm sure the Army has ways of persuading you to give them back their stuff. Until then, I'll be waiting for a photo to surface online of someone ridding this missile like an old toy horse, which was just a broomstick with a horse head on it. Worst. Toy. Ever.