Albany Man Is Near Unbreakable

Real story, no twist.

It's winter, we can't see the lines on the road, and they're not always something you can follow in the weather we've seen lately.

This may be the most interesting thing to happen in Albany today, and probably for weeks to come.

A man was on the Patroon Island bridge this morning, and his can slid into a guard rail. So he gets out and realizes he's going to get pinned by traffic, which is a nice way of saying hit by a car.

The next part of the story can only be done by complete bad-asses, and should not be attempted by the general public unless in a similarly life threatening situation, and even then, I can't tell you to try this.

Dude jumped off the Patroon Island Bridge.

Witnesses saw him land in snow, get up and climb the hill back to his vehicle, reports CBS6 Albany. No, that's not the end of the story. This guy gets all the way back up to his car, only to be hit by a slow moving tractor trailer.

The most bad-ass guy in the capitol region was brought to Albany Medical Center to treat broken bones in his arms, lacerations, road rash and to tell the greatest story.