Say what you want about this lovely lady, but at least she knows what she wants. It's a damn shame that she wants her husband gone, but 2 Corvettes?!? How can someone so easily part with an iconic piece of Detroit steel?

What's next? Old baseball cards and the cat? A vintage record collection and the goldfish? She needs to understand that if she finds a buyer for her husband, the corvette will be a dude magnet for her. Imagine the men lining up -- all of them looking like an overweight version of Tom Selleck or that "pretty" guy from the A-Team, happy to do whatever she needs just to drive her hot rod. If she plays her cards right, maybe she can be that cougar that prowls around town in her sexy car waiting to pounce on some unsuspecting young man who is just looking for a taste of some horsepower.

Cars are and always remain sexy. Husbands....not so much. So dump the old man, but save the 'Vette!!!!

 The post reads:

TWO CORVETTES C4S AND MY HUBBY - $8 (NEED TO TAKE BOTH)

Credit: Craigslist

1984 chevrolet corvette

fuel: gas
title status: clean
transmission: automatic

I NEED THEM ALL GONE
WILL POST PICS OF CARS
YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE HIM
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