A New Place To Pick Up MILFS

You've probably been there before.

As a child, I remember often trying to find a way to Chuck E. Cheese's. They had the Simpson's arcade game, Moonwalker, that 4x4 dirt racing game that you could play forever if you kept winning. Mmm childhood.

Chuck E. Cheese's is revamping itself a little. Don't worry, it's not the precious arcade games. No it's the food and drink. See they're trying to appeal to millennial's, according to Time, whom has given me proof of their credibility many times by showing off the cover of the magazine. What do millennia's like? Food and booze, which by the way, is what everyone has always liked.

Fancy coffee, wine and beer might soon be served, which sounds like a recipe for disaster to me, but hey I don't drink coffee or have kids. I'm not saying single mom's bringing their kids to a place that occupies their kids attention while they get tipsy and you hit on them is the plan, I just wouldn't be surprised to find out it was happening.