What a Weird Holiday Day

Today is the first day of Winter, it's also the shortest day of the year, it's also "Short Girl Appreciation Day" I think that the two are somehow related.

It's also Anne & Samantha Day! Who are Anne and Samantha? I looked it up, it's Anne Frank and Samantha Smith and it's Anne & Samantha Day because someone wants to raise awareness as to why these two should be on stamps..... I thought I had to much free time on my hands.

It's also Crossword Puzzle Day..... isn't everyday Crossword Puzzle Day for people who like to do crossword puzzles? what are they going to do? Do crossword puzzles all day? Don't they do that anyway?

It's also Forefathers' Day but does anyone really want to go look at a rock in Massachusetts on the first day of Winter? People from Massachusetts.

It's also Humbug Day! because it's the first day of Winter. It's actually a day where you're supposed to vent your frustrations about the Holiday Season, for some people that day is every day in December, so I hope tomorrow is "Shut the F### up and Deal with it Day."

I'm sick of these Humbuggers, every year they talk about how much they hate Christmas but they do nothing but complain about it, if you don't want to acknowledge the Holiday Season, then don't talk about it.

Today is also National Flashlight, French Fried Shrimp, Hamburger, Homeless Persons' Memorial Day, Kiwi Fruit and Look at the Bright Side Day...... I sense some irony in all of this, but not as much as I sense apathy for the Homeless in all of this.

It's also Phileas Fogg Win a Wager Day, I hate the French.

Today is also Yule! So go hunt something, or just go to Walmart and get some meat then burn a log and chow down for Odin.

I already pointed out that it is the first day of Winter twice, i've started early by doubling up my pants.

Now I will celebrate Short Girl Appreciation Day with 5 feet of fury.