Well, it's Monday and most are hating the beginning of the week. For me, I'm stoked that I have a banging job, full belly, half tank of gas and my freedom!  

So you think you have it rough today? You could have a laundry list of charges filed against you like Albany's own, Dennis Okane!

Albany Police Facebook
Albany Police Facebook
Albany Police Facebook

Could you imagine stalking someone to the point where three sheets of the Albany police's Facebook page blotter has your mug and charges listed? You can't help but read all of that can you?

Dennis, buddy, what are you up to man? What's going on in Dennis-land? Bro, she ain't feeling ya son! And those charges police have given you proof of that. Give up man, just give up. There are plenty-a-fish in the sea, plenty.

I promise man, if you can relax on the threatening phones, disobeying of court orders and stalking. If you can do that they will flock to you like poo on shingles. I promise man, promise!