You’ve Never Seen Star Wars?
...But you live in America...
Almost everyone is getting Star Wars fever. Having so much Star Wars everywhere has brought to my attention a fact that I thought was impossible. There are still adult humans among us who have yet to see any Star Wars at all.
This has happened a couple of times with co-workers, and I've had to jump into full immersion mode to show them how horrible of a life choice they have made. It's like learning someone has never had water before. How is it possible that you've never even tried it?
I'm unfortunately not alone. Enough other people have gone through this that a video has been made showing what really happens when Star Wars fans find out you've never seen the movies.