Valentine's Day is coming fast. You need a battle plan. Because I don't go out much, I don't know where you should take your date, but I do know where you should not.

Hooters.

This first one is for the guys.

Don't take her to Hooters, especially if she already works there. If you take your date to Hooters and she does not work there, just remember that everyone in the restaurant will be talking about you and your date.

On second thought, if you do take your date to Hooters and everyone in the restaurant talks about the two of you, then you have successfully made your date the center of attention in a room full of girls whose "uniforms" are supposed to earn them all the attention.

So maybe you should take your valentine to Hooters?

Your Parents.

Yes, Valentine's Day is supposed to be about love, but that is the point. Your parents know what the two of you are going to be doing later, or the two of you know what your parents will be doing later, and if you get pregnant, someone is going to do the math.

However, if your parents turn you or their parents on, then it's the perfect place.

Under a Overpass.

Your date may see someone with a better car then yours. Then they will have second thoughts.

Strip Club.

The drinks and the buffet are always overpriced.

Walmart.

Because you want to be alone when you have dinner in the parking lot.

Nowhere.

I lead by example.

Museum.

That is a place for things that are done.

McDonalds.

Seriously.

Your Bedroom.

Because you have to buy them something first. This holiday is supposed to be about love.

In Conclusion: 

Love is blind, or something. Go where you want.

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