Who Was the Biggest Loser this Weekend?

Ronda Rousey, Mariah Carey and Dan America all suffered some kind of misfortune this past weekend but only one can be the biggest loser of the three.

Ronda Rousey lost her MMA fight in 48 seconds after receiving the royal hype treatment, they sad that the "Baddest Woman on the Planet" is back! and it lasted 48 seconds and she did not look like the "Baddest Woman on the Planet" she just looked like someone getting beat up.

Mariah Carey bombed her New Years Eve performance when she it become painfully obvious that she was lip syncing, she claims it was all productions fault, but the truth is that Mariah Carey is not as great as a performer as people think and she makes up excuses for it and stupid people buy her excuses because admitting that Mariah Carey is not that great means that those people have to admit that they're wrong.

On the contrary, I once made fun of Mariah Carey so hard that one of her fans attacked me, I don't know what set them off but it was somewhere between me saying "Mariah Carey has the personality of a Golden Retriever" and "If I want to hear something screech like her I'll throw bread at a flock of seagulls."

Dan America consumed Christmas cookies and popcorn all night long and refused to eat his dinner until after the ball dropped, and after he drank a tallboy of Molson while watching The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug (Extended) Dan America consumed the beer, a dozen hot wings and a medium sized meat lovers pizza in less then 30 minutes, then passed out. Dan America woke up in a cold sweat at 5am Sunday morning and ran to the bathroom and as of today his butt still hurts, then the Lions lost, but he's used to that.... why am I writing this blog in the 3rd person?

So who was the biggest loser?