What Not To Do On Saint Paddy’s Day (VIDEO)

Americans celebrate Saint Patrick's day by wearing green, drinking and insisting that for just one day out of the year, that everyone is Irish.

In 2011 there was a little incident in Albany and that little incident is a prime example of what not to do in Albany on Saint Patrick's day, because there is nothing worse then a drunken riot, because the rioters don't know why they are rioting.

Long story short, do not get drunk and riot tomorrow.

Another "Do not" for tomorrow: It's Saint Paddy's day, not Saint Patty.

And now here are a list:

Do not vomit on the sidewalk.

Do not fight.

Do not drink and drive.

Do not assume that everyone is drinking.

Do not start a riot.

Do not drink until you end up in the hospital.

Do not expose yourself in public.

Do not slip roofies in people's drinks.

Do not get your kids drunk.

Do not get your pets drunk.

Do not drink anything British.

Do not break glass.

Do not get into an argument that you're too drunk to understand.

Do not forget to wipe.

Do not convince yourself that you're actually Irish, if you were born in America.

Do not think the kegs & eggs is a good idea because of the smell of the idea.

Do not light the wrong end of a cigarette and then go tell everyone about it, people who do this just want attention.

Do not get drunk at work.

Do not get drunk before work.

Do not stay sober after work.