Christmas 2016 was nothing like Christmas 1990 for me because in 1990 I got Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Arcade Game) for the NES and it was so great.

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This year I got socks, shirts, a set of screwdrivers, body wash and a bottle of Wild Turkey because I'm an adult.

My wife gave me some cool stuff for Christmas but she is a spoiler and gave me all things she wanted to give me for Christmas a week before Christmas so I can't consider them to be real Christmas presents, she did not even wrap them.

I feel that what I officially received for Christmas on Christmas day is the All-American Christmas package because it's all a real American needs: Socks to keep my laboring feet dry and warm, shirts for the same reason as the socks because you can't wear socks as shirts but you can try and good set of tools to go with the Bourbon but no pants.

I am a bit disappointed that I did not get any underwear to go with my socks but after enough Bourbon I will probably forget about that too.

 

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