On the 5th day of Christmas, Q103 gave to me, 5 Onion Rings, to the face, if they had given me 5 Golden Rings I would of opened my mouth, so I could swallow them and keep them.

I have been smashed in the face with food and beat in the head with a phone for Christmas, I don't know if these gifts are for me or for you, because I don't get to keep the things I get smashed in the face with, or beat in the head with.

Most of the things, I would not want to keep anyway.

What we all get to keep, is the immortal memory or me, getting hit in the face with things, and beat in the head, thanks to the internet, Youtube and Q103.

It's kind of like we are all making love.

Can't you feel the love?

Can't you see it on my face?

That's not just pear juice, green whipped cream, french fries, onion rings, ketchup, mustard, honey mustard, pepper and stuff.

That is love.

 

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