On the 12th day of Christmas, Q103 gave to me, the end.

The original plan was to have me sit in front of the drummer of Red Sun Rising, during his sound check, but I was running late because of traffic going north. I had missed my window, to sit in front of a drum kit, and have me ears blown out, for America and for Christmas.

Fortunately, when I have a face full of glitter, I can not help but walk around the office and mingle with my delightful co-workers.

It has been a long road, 12 days of getting smashed in the face and beat in the end, and as you can see in the video, my efforts for America and Christmas, and Christmas in America, were not appreciated.

I think it was jealousy, because not everyone can take, pears, dove soap, french fries, a phone, onion rings, eggs, chocolate sauce, whipped cream, feathers, warm milk, glitter, Lemmy's mole and oregano, to the face, and make it look good.

I did not just make it look good, I made it look American.

Happy Christmas and Merry Holidays

Ho. Ho. Ho.

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