The 12 Days Of Christmas Day 1 (Video)

This year, we the people of Q103, want to spread some holiday cheer, and I volunteered. Actually no one else was willing to do, what I am for you, so enjoy! and remember, there will be 11 more.

Getting hit in the face with a plate full of pears is not all that bad, despite getting the sticky juice all over my face, it tasted good, so I can't complain, because porn stars have to deal with a lot worse, but then again, they probably get paid more then I.

I am very proud of my wrapping paper smock, I made it myself, and it protected me from becoming sweeter then I already am, because if I become any sweeter then I already am, then all the ladies won't be able to keep their hands off of me, and that is the last thing that I want, because I am married, and I can't not be naughty or I will get a lump of coal in my stocking.

If you know what "Partridge in a Pear Tree" is in reference to, it makes this funnier.

Next up, Turtle Doves.