Good News: The world is going to be safe from any possible Alien Invasion as long as I am on the job.
Bad News: If I do not get the job I will lead the Alien Invasion.
Dick Tracy remembered where he had parked the Squad Car but he could not remember what envelope he had in his hands at the 2017 Academy Awards and an anonymous source, who insisted that they are not Madonna wearing a faceless mask, has indicated that the Russians are behind it.