Snakes on a Plane

An expert on everything big from the University of Texas has confirmed that a 10 foot Anaconda is loose in Westbrook, Maine.

I frickin' hate snakes beyond all belief. It's the one animal that can make me cringe and run screaming like a little school girl (too much? probably). I can't even imagine sitting in a plane, looking out my window, seeing a giant snake hanging on for dear life while in flight on the wing, and somehow muster up the ability to film it.

It wasn't too long ago when ol' Monte turned on the tube just in time to catch one of his favorite movies, Die Hard, on one of the basic cable channels. After about fifteen minutes, I remembered why I tend to hit up the Red Box or pay channels if I want to watch one of my favorite flicks - the horrible dubbing.