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Are things in the Spa City really this bad? The outspoken owner of a very popular deli in the heart of Saratoga Springs is counting down the days until the animals leave town and track season is over. But he's not talking about the thoroughbreds...

Do you remember learning how to drive? Who taught you? This little girl had a very bad day. 'She ain't ready!'

I feel like the universe is doing it's best to deter swimming like, in general this summer.

Everyone has to go—that's just biology. If you've ever been curious about how much money you would be missing out on if you had to clock out to use the restroom at work, worry no more!

Fast and easy weight loss has been the hot thing since the year 0001. Even Jesus knew it was important to look good, which explains them chiseled abs of his. However there is a new product called Aqualynx on the market that is as effective as liposuction without the whole suction part.

A teacher in Florida is in hot water for making her student reach into some of his own hot water.  Jennifer King Forshey, a teacher in Coral Springs, FL has been arrested after punishing a 10-year-old student for messing around in the bathroom.

After someone shows you how to throw boiling water into the freezing air there is only one logical thing to do next. Clearly, the next step is exactly what these young bros have done and that’s take an icy cold pee icicle on your parents front lawn.

"Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyways because it’s sterile and I like the taste”!

When youthful enthusiasm, minimum wage and a filthy pair of clown shoes is mixed with fast food prepared by the downtrodden generation, sometimes it becomes necessary to report bad service to the corporate office.

According to Olympic Champion Michael Phelps everybody pees in the pool.   When you gotta go, you gotta go I guess.   Ryan Lohte recently confessed that he pee's in the pool, and Phelps has his back.  Do you? Take our poll!

Ryan Lochte, the 2nd greatest Olympic swimmer behind Michael Phelps may also be a douchebag too. His mother said he only has time for one night stands and then on Friday he admitted to Ryan Seacrest that he pee's in the pool before races.  We have some photos of possible evidence.